GOBLIN SECRET EMERGENCY?!?
DO NOT PANIC!!! THE GOBLINS CAN SMELL PANIC!!!
HAVING PROBLEMS REVEALING A SECRET?
HAS A CODE REFUSED TO BE DECODED?
HAS A BEAN GIVEN YOU INCORRECT INFORMATION?
DO YOU SUSPECT ERIC IS INTERFERING?!?!
CONTACT THE OFFICIAL GOBLIN CON HELP DESK AT:
TRAINED BUREAU OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
(THE OPERATORS MAY BE GOBLINS. THIS IS NORMAL. PROBABLY.)
DO NOT SEND BEANS THROUGH EMAIL.